WELCOME Mark Levin!
yHello! He's Here In The Non-Descript Building and In The Hidden Bunker! Patriots, grab a comfy seat around the fireplace, warm your bones, grab a copy of The US Constitution, and select from Mark's Books which are on the shelves; help yourself and follow along for the next 3 hours, while we all educate each other and set the call-in libtards straight about their idiocy and treason. Also, help yourself to the Cheeseburger/Fries and Milk Duds 'buffet' and non-alcoholic drinks which Mark's graciously provided. And don't feed Barney any of that stuff!
Only half of typical three-hour radio talk show program is devoted to the actual program itself. Time is precious, but callers are not conditioned by the hosts, with a rare exception, to get to their point.
These burn up precious air time and make for bad radio.
The trite worn out line: “Thank you taking my call.”
Lavish praise heaped on the host by callers during their preamble. Who cares? Most Rush Limbaugh callers have a tedious preamble of praise that uses up their time. Whatever happended to: Just say “Ditto.”
Get to the point, callers. Or don’t bother.