Them bears is sneaky. They sit there looking all forlorn so a tourist will get out of their car. Then they steal the car. It’s known as Bearjacking. They especially like Mustangs.
Then they go to McDonalds and order 300 milkshakes and one Apple pie.
Bunch of delinquent bears.
The Grizzlies steal Mercedes.
Thievin’ is just in a bear’s nature, he can’t help it. There’s only one way to stop a live bear from theft- amputation.
That’s why the Wyoming and Montana delegates to the Constitutional Convention insisted upon the Second Amendment.
Heck, there wouldn’t be nothing left west of the Missisippi if they hadn’t.