To: Jan_Sobieski
I want to marry the color orange and a scone.
9 posted on
04/29/2015 2:27:42 PM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: dead
Why not marry a German shepherd or a German shepherd and a giraffe, or a cell phone. How about marriage with expiration dates. As long as it arbitrary marry yourself to claim the deduction or marry distant star. a woman in England as I recall married a bridge.
14 posted on
04/29/2015 2:33:47 PM PDT by
DaveyB
(Live free or die!)
To: dead
I want to marry the color orange and a scone.I want to marry my children on my death bed, and screw the IRS out of the inheritance taxes.
21 posted on
04/29/2015 2:50:14 PM PDT by
tacticalogic
("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: dead
Wow...very creative. Why not? But if you are allowed to marry Orange, what about R[]YBIV. The other colors are not able to marry you and therefore it is discriminatory. Therefore we must have multicolor marriages.
What if other folks besides you want to marry orange? It discriminates against them to not be able to marry orange, therefore...
22 posted on
04/29/2015 2:55:41 PM PDT by
Jan_Sobieski
(Sanctification)
To: dead
I want to marry the Queen of Hearts, and a perfect Key West sunset.
27 posted on
04/29/2015 3:28:07 PM PDT by
petercooper
(And I was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus... Rollin' down Highway 41.)
To: dead
Didn’t Charlton Heston say, in THE WAR LORD that he had been married to “that cold wife” (his sword) for many years?
Didn’t Richard the Lionhearted, in C B DeMille’s THE CRUSADES send his sword to be proxy for himself at his wedding as he had other matters to attend to? His wife then took the sword to bed with her that night but kept Richard out.
Why can’t a man marry a sword, or rifle? Am I a “bigamist if I have too many “cold wives”?
37 posted on
04/29/2015 4:48:17 PM PDT by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Some times you need more than six shots. Much more.)
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