It’s probably a good thing my children are grown and out of school. I’d shove those cookies down the throat of whatever worthless rotten POS individual that wrote the note.
“It’s probably a good thing my children are grown and out of school.”
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Same here.
I would have sent them off the next day with a lunchbox FULL of cookies. That would be their lunch.
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“It’s probably a good thing my children are grown and out of school. I’d shove those cookies down the throat of whatever worthless rotten POS individual that wrote the note.”
My kids are also out of school. I would have deep fried those Oreos, coated them in powdered sugar and sent enough for the entire class. I would have told my son, if the teacher says you cannot eat them, ask her to tell you who Adolph Hitler was.
Wouldn’t you love to see those dictators eat those banned cookies through their other orifice? Make me mad enough, and it could be arranged.