They could name it "Capital One" stadium, except... hm, no. "Communist One" might be too blatant to cut it with the alumni, and same with "Socialist One." I've got it: JAM Stadium — Justice Against Microaggressions! Or "The POS — Perpetually Offended Stadium!
Wonder if ol' racist Byrd was a Democrat? Somebody needs to find out and post it all over the Twitterverse.