Too bad you cannot show me your name written on your non existent paperwork
I witnessed an amazing exchange this morning, while waiting at the local office of the TSA "Pre-Check Program for an interview applying for a "Trusted Traveler" I.D number and card, providing expedited check-in for international flights.
An obvious illegal was told that his two means of photo identification did not have identical names. The web site pre-application form was explicit in making it clear that ALL means of official photo identification MUST have identical names. The illegal had two last names on one and only one on his Driver's licence.
He argued, and was told what "identical" means, ...about 12 times.
The applicant, arguing that it shouldn't matter, (Claiming special privilege as an illegal,) lost.
Small pleasures... (schadenfreude)