Travelling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said:
“Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.”
Ah the joys of multiculturalism.
“Duman said: ‘US + Australia, how does it feel that all 5 of us were born n raised in your lands, & now here thirsty for ur blood?”
I can’t speak for the Aussies but here in the States we’ve got lots of guns too; we know how to use them and blood is just our game. We’ll be your huckleberries.
Yes, comrad Duman...you have a question?
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No, you cannot go to school...no, you cannot drive a car...no, you cannot vote...no you must wear that tent in public regardless of how hot is, but yes, you can carry a gun and strap a bomb to your stomach!
That one, second from the right, shore does have a purty mouth!
Women’s Lib!
Muslims are truly of the devil.
Worst centerfold ever.
Why was that guy called the Playboy Jihadi’ (Mahmoud Abdullatif)?
Is that one holding a stainless AK?
Thing is, I wonder if the veils are really for the women’s protection (so they don’t get raped) or for the men’s (so they don’t have to look at fugly women)?
I also note that Australia had cowboys, too. Maybe Australia and America can both play “Cowboys and Muslims”.
Bring it, you slattern whores. I eagerly await the opportunity to spill your blood and fertilize the sacred earth of my beloved country with your rotting carcases.
Drone bait.
Top ten reasons for women to be covered according to their terrorist husbands.
10. She won’t waste time looking at herself in the mirror when she should be wiring up bomb vests.
9. Saves me a ton of money when she doesn’t need to go to the hairdresser.
8. When she walks behind me it looks like I have a shadow even on cloudy days.
7. Other terrorists won’t ridicule me for marrying my twin sister.
6. Cuts down on those tiny electric shocks you get in the dry desert air, which might cause a premature explosion.
5. Scares the crap out of neighbor’s kids who otherwise would be playing on my front lawn/pile of sand.
4. Why pay for groceries when the wife can shoplift?
3. Gets me excited when we play “terrorist vs ninja” at night.
2. I don’t have to remember all the names of my wives... They all respond to “Hey, you!”
1. Prevents camel stampedes.