Boner: Working hard for a one-party socialist America.
Oh Ye of little faith! If you only knew how hard our man in Congress is working. He will find the answer if he has to has to go into every bar in Georgetown! He will not cease until every brand on every bartender's top shelf has been tested for compliance with the Pure Food and Drug Act. Ted Kennedy is gone. Condit is gone. Kasich has gone domestic. Who's left? It's a dirty job, but someone must, must I say, do it.
Be proud that it is one of our men. The fact that the death of Boehner's liver will probably coincide with the death of our Republic, when viewed in scientific context, is merely a side effect.