News of a penile transplant yesterday offers hope the Sen GOP leadership can stop whining and holding itself where its manhood used to be, after OSTRUCTING THE BUBBA IMPEACHMENT.
I do not think a penile transplant would work. You would have to first find enough Republican house members to pry his office door open. Most of them are corrupt and are hiding under their desks. The 54 freedom members, most of whom voted for Boehner for Speaker, will be in an extended 1 year, meeting discussing their options for how to open the door. One year later, after they finally open the door, they will have to have another extended meeting, 6 months, to nominate the 6 man team to drag him out from under his desk. How to get him to the hospital will be the agenda for the next extended meeting; whoops, time for another election.