Posted on 03/13/2015 9:59:34 AM PDT by Bigtigermike
Paul Harvey was onto something
And on the 8th day, God looked down on his creation and said, “It’s way too honest and forthright.” So God made a Clinton.
God said, “I need somebody willing to do anything, believe anything, say anything, no matter how false, in order to attain power.” So God made a Clinton.
“I need somebody with a finger strong enough to wag at the cameras, but gentle enough to hit the power button on an industrial strength paper shredder. Somebody to bark at Congress, threaten cantankerous committee chairs, ignore subpoenas, and hide long sought after document troves deep in the bowels of the White House residence.” So God made a Clinton.
God said, “I need somebody willing to spend decades nursing naked ambition. And then watch it die when some upstart nobody from Chicago decides he doesn’t want to wait his turn. Then dry her eyes and say, ‘Maybe in 2016.’ I need somebody who can shiv a political enemy with nothing more than a nail file and an iPhone case she swore was way too inconvenient to carry around in addition to a Blackberry. And who, in primary and general campaign season, will doggedly complete the Sunday show sweep, and then pop up on TV again later that evening to tell you, ‘The server will remain private.’” So God made a Clinton.....
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LOLOLOL!
Probably made her from the rib of a horndog.
I’m sure Paul Harvey’s response to this tribute would be as yours!
I can’t imagine that Paul Harvey would ever deliver something like this on his radio show. For sure, he might think it, but I don’t recall him ever attacking a president or anyone this personally. Are you sure he actually said this? If not, why would someone attribute it to him?
You’re missing the point. It’s satire and playing off on Paul Harveys ‘ So God made a farmer’
He didn’t. This is one of those “internet” things.
Yep. But before the Clintons, you had the Borgias and deMedicis. Pretty much the same thing. ;-)
Why not ... I made an “Obama” this morning ... or was it had an “Obama” ...
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