The Greek health ministry is investigating on Zakynthos after local officials flagged records showing what they said is an implausibly high number of disability claims for blindness.
About 1.8% of the island's population of 39,000 claimed the benefit last year, according to the health ministry. That is around nine times the prevalence of blindness estimated for many European countries in a 2004 study published in a World Health Organization journal.
Maybe the Federal Social Service department could hire some of the Greek investigators to find the 6.5 million 112 year old folk.
If the Greeks can root out fake blind people then finding 6.5 millioin dead people is a no brainer.
Send a free taxi to bring them to the party.