[Ouderkirk]

DemocRAT Shill: Do you believe in evolution?

YOU: “You’re an idiot.”

DemocRAT Shill: Do you believe President Obama loves America?

YOU: Is Obastard my opponent ?

Now the easy one:

DemocRAT Shill: Is Barack Obama a Christian?

YOU: Is Obastard my opponent ?

End.

There is no reason to engage them on their terms about questions that are already settled with empirical evidence.

[zencycler]

DemocRAT Shill: Do you believe in evolution?

YOU: Do you believe in doing your job?

DemocRAT Shill: Do you believe President Obama loves America?

YOU: Do you love the sound of your own voice?

Now the easy one:

DemocRAT Shill: Is Barack Obama a Christian?

YOU: It’s a good thing for you that I am a Christian