Oh please. If it weren’t for the Jews who brazenly occupy almost a percent of the Middle East, including countries those Christ-Killers once had the audacity to settle, inhabit, and develop, the peace-loving democratic followers of Mohammed could do away with their existential fight for survival under the crushing regimes of vicious lands like Dearborn, tel Aviv, and London, and could return to their unceasing focus on social justice, love of children (strictly platonic,) strife for invention and development in the fields of medicine, science, technology and art, and of course womyn’s reproductive rights. I for one will say: Praise Allah and may those dastardly Jews go back to the 22nd Century where they would want to take us!
Very good, but you forgot the sarcasm note.
On the other hand, if your missive was serious, I hope you dick falls off.