[Gay State Conservative]

This is easy to solve for a florist,a photographer,a bakery,etc.Just do a lousy job...horrible flowers,out of focus photos,inedible cake...and,when the complaint is lodged apologize profusely (of course you don't *mean* it) and give them a refund.

[punchamullah]

Or simply say, “Things are booming. I’m too busy”.