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To: a fool in paradise

Like sands through the hourglass, these are the Days of Our Lives.

RAPPER/ISIS: “Darling, I’ve beheaded someone.”

FBI AGENT: “But...we were so in love...why would you do this? I can’t love a man who beheads people!”

RAPPER/ISIS: “You must understand, my love, that I have a dreadful secret.”

FBI AGENT: “No more secrets, no more lies!”

RAPPER/ISIS: “Very well...I’m in ISIS!” DUN DUN DUN!!!!

FBI AGENT: “But I thought you were a German rapper!”

RAPPER/ISIS: “That’s because you are a fool, my love. A beautiful, trusting, fool - but I still love you, my darling. I always will.”

FBI AGENT: “But we can’t be together...not now, I’m in the FBI! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!”

RAPPER/ISIS: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

FBI AGENT: “And I’m a transexual! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!”

RAPPER/ISIS: “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Well...maybe.”


4 posted on 02/17/2015 12:19:33 PM PST by AxeofCrom
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To: AxeofCrom

She was an undercover agent who went under the covers to infiltrate.


14 posted on 02/17/2015 12:34:13 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
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To: AxeofCrom

Very well written. Thanks


23 posted on 02/17/2015 3:31:57 PM PST by xzins ( Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who truly support our troops pray for victory!)
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