Al gore where are you?
Dontcha know that global warming is responsible for the very cold temperatures because the heat in the atmosphere expands the barriers to equal distribution of heat, thereby negating the law of entropy in that the earth is having a difficult time in evening things out while it has to cope with all those evil white capitalists driving big cars and flying in airplanes but the Progressives, who earn millions of dollars a year and vacation in the furthest reaches of the warmer parts of the earth don’t count. See? Ya Know/ Ya unnerstayn?
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IMHO
Algore is busy trying to thaw out.