If the offer came I would totally say yes. It won’t because I don’t do any fanfic or really anything creative, but free money is free money. Pseudonym though, no way I’d publish stuff I know is tripe under my own name. And cash upfront, because any publisher that dumb might not be in business long.
Well, I’ve now got a few friends now, so I’ll take some courses and try to do the thing right.