SURVIVOR – TEXAS STYLE
Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: “Survivor – Texas-Style!”
The contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed through Mission, up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 14 bumper stickers which will read:
1. “I’m a Democrat”
2. “Amnesty For Illegals”
3. “I Love the Dixie Chicks”
4. “Boycott Beef”
5. “I Voted for Obama”
6. “George Strait can’t sing”
7. “Elect Hillary in 2016”
8. “Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor”
9. “I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer”
10. “Al Franken Is My Hero”
11. “I Side With Jane Fonda”
12. “It’s Bush’s Fault”
13. Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion”
14. “I’m Here To Confiscate Your Guns”
I think they already did something like this on “Top Gear”.
Texas is in danger to falling to the same level as the more progressive states. Illegal immigration, “free thinking liberal Austinites”, immigration from more Progressive states(think California) etc. will all lead to the slow slide into the Nanny State
But enjoy it while you can.