Fudge packing is nasty business. Men shouldn’t do it. Forget HIV and venereal diseases. UTIs with antibiotic resistance are enough to scare off normal people. Homosexuality is like going for a swim in a septic tank.
Read on the internet about how fudgepacking is "cool", how women shouldn't be afraid to try it, how it provides a "new intimacy", ad nauseum.
It'll make you puke.