The eye doctor said I have a cadaract. I said, “no, i have a Rincoln”.
Beat me to it! :-)
Heard that before but forgot that it was too funny! Lord, I grew up in the 50’s - it was such an un PC time in history. We would be arrested by the PC idiots for our jokes back then. And, I’m part Polish so you can imagine what I went through - HA. I don’t believe any of it was said maliciously not like what is said on twitter anonymously these days.