Here’s another: Sarah Palin has a bachelors degree, so, of course, she’s an idiot, whereas Scott Walker dropped out of college, so, of course he’s a man of the people and an ingenious rebel. Ted Cruz has a Juris Doctor with highest honors from what most people regard as the best or at least one of the top three law schools on earth, along with a bachelors with high honors from another highly regarded college, so therefore, he’s a dumb, wicked, evil firebrand and science denier who reads “Green Eggs and Ham’ during a filibuster.