Ps: in today’s San Francisco realty listings there are exactly four little shanties available on the market meeting your criteria (500,000$$ 2 beds one bath -—— this in a city of 800,000 people). Almost anything halfway desirable comes in at over a million, at least in areas where there aren’t so many anti- burglar bars on the windows. FYI.
Dang, havent checked lately. I’m much richer than I thought. We could sell out and buy a palace somewhere.
My wife would kill me though.