Nothing but the BEST for our Veterans! *SPIT*
That makes me feel much better!
This is how homeopathy works.
This proves that the mind (attitude) has a lot more to do with ‘health’ than we give it credit for. Even though that concept is expressed in the Bible.
I get my placebos at a huge discount directly from the manufacturer.
I’ve quit ALL drugs. Well... let me say one thing: I twisted my ankle this morning, and I was in quite a bit of pain... so I went to the doctor, and I asked him to give me some pain pills. And he didn’t want to do it, but I talked him into it. So he gave me some pills — and I shouldn’t have done this, but I took some about an hour before the show tonight, and right now... I am high... as a KITE! [ audience cheers ] I mean, it is unbelievable! And I would NEVER say this to you people, but, in this case: if you EVER get a chance, to take these drugs... DO IT! They’re called... [ he glances from side-to-side cautiously ] Placebos!
-Steve Martin
This proves that with placebos, you really do get what you paid for.
Both groups lied to by “scientists.”
Desperate people, who have a disease for which there is no cure.
Steve Martin on Saturday Night Live:
I’ve quit ALL drugs. Well... let me say one thing: I twisted my ankle this morning, and I was in quite a bit of pain... so I went to the doctor, and I asked him to give me some pain pills. And he didn’t want to do it, but I talked him into it. So he gave me some pills — and I shouldn’t have done this, but I took some about an hour before the show tonight, and right now... I am high... as a KITE! [ audience cheers ] I mean, it is unbelievable! And I would NEVER say this to you people, but, in this case: if you EVER get a chance, to take these drugs... DO IT! They’re called... [ he glances from side-to-side cautiously ] Placebos! I mean, I’m thinking that right now I have NO idea where I am at all! It is WILD! Placebo!
Great, now they will tell us the crazy pharmaceutical prices are for our own good!