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To: elteemike
I am suing Blitz because the cans are painted red and are attractively eye-catching.

My brother-in-law Lefty saw one left by the side of the road (The source of the family's many-multi-gas can collection) and swooped over on his Harley to pick it up, not noticing the semi in the other lane. We think he woulda made it except his flip-flop got caught on the shifter. (So we're suing Harley, too.)

I IDed the body. The shorts and tee shirt was Lefty's, but the face was a little scraped off. No helmet. But anyway, the family wants Blitz to paint the cans in Camo so's they won't be lookin' so good to motorcyclists.

20 posted on 01/26/2015 10:36:28 PM PST by Kenny Bunk
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To: Kenny Bunk
Ok... I lost it at the flip flop part.

Sue everyone for punitive damages!

36 posted on 01/27/2015 3:58:59 AM PST by Rodamala
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To: Kenny Bunk

LOL, I’m sorry for your loss.


43 posted on 01/27/2015 5:06:27 AM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (It's a shame nobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care)
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To: Kenny Bunk

Don’t forget to sue the flip-flop manufacturer..Clearly they were complicit...And the importer that brought the defective footwear into the US...


48 posted on 01/27/2015 9:20:09 AM PST by elteemike (Light travels faster than sound...That's why so many people appear bright until you hear them speak!)
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