see, you have a burnt-out thevenator here...
That’s right. What kind of name is ‘Thevenin’?
All he has to do is say his name and the interviewer thinks his last name is ‘Stevens’ but he’s some kind of ‘tard with a serious speech impediment, to wit, a faggoty lisp.
So there it is.
Change your name to Brown, Thevenin. We’re always eager to help here.