[Quality_Not_Quantity]

"tackles him with a gun"

(Linus, playing Cowboys and Indians, complaining to Charlie Brown): "Charlie Brown, I shot Lucy but she refuses to fall down and die."

(Charlie Brown): Where, exactly, did you shoot her?

(Linus): Behind the davenport, and if that's not fatal, I don't know what is!"

[gov_bean_ counter]

LOL!!!