[Billthedrill]

She isn't really skipping out on the sentence, she's doing it to raise our consciousness about the terrible nature of the crime that didn't happen.

Dang, I should write for NPR.

[Nervous Tick]

>> Dang, I should write for NPR.

You can’t. Your literary talent notwithstanding, you have vestiges of self-respect.

[Organic Panic]