John Kerry says he's going to give 'a big hug to Paris'

Houston Chronicle ^ | 01/15/2015 | By MATTHEW LEE, AP Diplomatic Writer

[longfellow]

how do you say traitor in french? le kerry.

[nascarnation]

Hey I knew I saw her somewhere else, the Colorado Obamacare adverts!

[Kenton]

Ter-ay-za and her big mouth have dropped off the face of the earth.

Yeah, just think, if Kerry had won, she'd have been our first African-American First Lady...

[mountn man]

John Kerry is a famous model!

The sculptor obviously took some liberties.

The sculpture looks more life like and intelligent.

[MAKOTHEDOG]

Yeah, a nice hug after he speaks kind French words provided to him off a teleprompter.

[azishot]

He’ll probably start singing, “The last time I saw Paris, her heart was warm and gay,
I heard the laughter of her heart in every street café.”

And he’ll sing it in French.

[cardinal4]

If Fred Gwynne wasn’t around, he could use an Easter Island statue in his place..

[melancholy]

What an ignoramus! He’s only beaten by his boss, ValJar.

[onedoug]

Kerry says, “What? I thought this was Phnom Penh.”

[Dagnabitt]

That was his old, horsey, but human-like face. Now, courtesy of ill-advised botox and/or surgery, he's parading this bizarre look around the world.

[funfan]

LOL!

[JimRed]

A big hug to Paris? I don’t thing Ms. Hilton will be too interested.

[Plinky]

What a narcissistic jerk. A “Hug” . . . What a girl.

[NonValueAdded]

Did someone tell Lurch they didn’t mean Paris Hilton

[mountn man]

[clearcarbon]

"And Paris reacts like Mrs. Heinz Kerry does ."