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Yes, we can! Students to hurl canned food at intruders.
The Peoples Cube ^ | 1/14/2015 | Olga Photoshopova

Posted on 01/15/2015 6:33:13 AM PST by HammerT

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Ladies and Gentlemen, we should Canonize the sheer genius who developed this incantation.

It is a prime example of every American’s Can-do attitude.

However, can we consider the implications of this?

We Cannot dismiss the ‘cannotations’ going Forward with this being a candidate for future chicanery with this?

Some will say I should just can the malarkey and ‘move-on’ but I say no.

Can we ignore the threat of Assault Cans?

What about high capacity can clip magazines?

Not to mention the subject of gun mufflers.. ahem

1 posted on 01/15/2015 6:33:13 AM PST by HammerT
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Uhmmmmmmmmm, schools use #10 cans in it’s food supply chains. How is a kid going to throw a ten pound can of green beans at a would be gunman?


2 posted on 01/15/2015 6:37:00 AM PST by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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Obviously a marketing ploy by the good people at Progresso.


3 posted on 01/15/2015 6:37:16 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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It would never work, the kids would use the food in the cans to supplement the starvation diets they get at schools.


4 posted on 01/15/2015 6:39:43 AM PST by Kenton
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This will only work if the gunman forces all the children into the cafeteria supply room.


5 posted on 01/15/2015 6:40:40 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: HammerT
Will this work if you're attacked with a banana?


6 posted on 01/15/2015 6:41:01 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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Obviously we need to ban cans ... pry those cans from the kids warmish pinkish fingers ... Bad cans are everywhere! Stop them before they kill everyone!


7 posted on 01/15/2015 6:41:08 AM PST by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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To: HammerT

Why waste food?

Just store rocks.


8 posted on 01/15/2015 6:41:32 AM PST by PGR88
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To: blackdog
How is a kid going to throw a ten pound can of green beans at a would be gunman?

Maybe the kids could build these as a science project.


9 posted on 01/15/2015 6:43:12 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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Oh, that’s easily solved.
Just make sure the cans are of beets or spinach.


10 posted on 01/15/2015 6:43:30 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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This will only work if the gunman forces all the children into the cafeteria supply room.

And they manage to climb into the ceiling with #10 cans, then drop them onto the gunma's head.

11 posted on 01/15/2015 6:44:02 AM PST by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: HammerT

Someone at DHS watched that Crocodile Dundee movie again.


12 posted on 01/15/2015 6:45:57 AM PST by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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Uhmmmmmmmmm, schools use #10 cans in it’s food supply chains. How is a kid going to throw a ten pound can of green beans at a would be gunman?

A letter went home to parents encouraging them to have the children bring in throwable-sized cans. Seriously.

13 posted on 01/15/2015 6:45:57 AM PST by Paine in the Neck (Socialism consumes EVERYTHING)
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The stupidity of these ignorant idiots never cease to amaze me.


14 posted on 01/15/2015 6:48:50 AM PST by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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“Now children, this year’s food drive for the needy also includes our perimeter defenses, so make sure you bring in lot’s of canned goods. No beets or tomato sauce though, that might confuse the EMT’s in the event of macro-aggression. Bags of bread stuffing and cake mixes are good though for soaking up body fluids.”


15 posted on 01/15/2015 6:50:19 AM PST by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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I blame the peacenik CANadians...


16 posted on 01/15/2015 6:52:44 AM PST by null and void (The aggregate effect of competitive capitalism is indistinguishable from magic)
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HE HATES THESE CANS!!!


17 posted on 01/15/2015 6:52:59 AM PST by Klemper
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To: UCANSEE2

All kidding aside, a CD snapped in half can slit a throat with one swipe. It even has a hold grip spot in the middle. Always carry a few when flying commercial in your carry on.


18 posted on 01/15/2015 6:54:19 AM PST by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: WKUHilltopper

Ironic that their stupidity stems from their absolute conviction that they know better.


19 posted on 01/15/2015 6:54:41 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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Betting you they would make sure it’s cans of ‘healthy food’ just in case.

Besides, they could just mandate “Universal” background checks on can openers.

Can you imagine that?


20 posted on 01/15/2015 6:55:04 AM PST by HammerT (The Right to keep and bear arms: A Commonsense Civil Right)
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