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Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Bulldog: Just one, but it takes them 3 years to do it.

Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

American Eskimo: I can show you 12 ways to screw the bulb.

Pug: Er, two. Or maybe one. No — on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?

German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Beagle: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got a hangover.

Pointer: I see it! There it is! Right there!

Great Dane: Just give me back my blanket and do it yourself.

Siberian Husky: Light bulb?!? I ate the light bulb, and the lamp, and the coffee table it sat on, and the carpet under the coffee table and …

Cat: You need light to see?


36 posted on 01/13/2015 6:28:25 PM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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Nah, Jack Russell’s would dig a hole and bury the lightbulb :)

Corgis would change all the bulbs and keep them in a herd.


41 posted on 01/13/2015 6:36:29 PM PST by BlackAdderess ("Give me a but a firm spot on which to stand, and I shall move the earth". --Archimedes)
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Good morning, LTOS ((HUGS))
Love the dogs and light bulb thingy.
And the cat at the end, priceless. hehe

95 posted on 01/14/2015 3:45:45 AM PST by beachn4fun (Guns are not the problem. People are. Forget the magazine...check your attitude.)
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