Jack Russell Terrier: Ill just pop it in while Im bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Bulldog: Just one, but it takes them 3 years to do it.
Doberman Pinscher: While its dark, Im going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
American Eskimo: I can show you 12 ways to screw the bulb.
Pug: Er, two. Or maybe one. No on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
German Shepherd: Ill change it as soon as Ive led these people from the dark, check to make sure I havent missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Beagle: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? Ive got a hangover.
Pointer: I see it! There it is! Right there!
Great Dane: Just give me back my blanket and do it yourself.
Siberian Husky: Light bulb?!? I ate the light bulb, and the lamp, and the coffee table it sat on, and the carpet under the coffee table and
Cat: You need light to see?
Nah, Jack Russell’s would dig a hole and bury the lightbulb :)
Corgis would change all the bulbs and keep them in a herd.