Somehow this reminds me of an old MAD magazine cartoon.
Several football players see one of their team members reading a PLAYBOY magazine They begin to razz and make fun of him for reading it!
This goes on for several panels till the last one, in which the reader proclaims “You’re right, guys! I’ll NEVER do it again!” as he pulls his Calculus book out from between the Playboy pages and tosses the Calculus book in the trash.
Perhaps this kid should have hid his bible between the pages of some sleazy magazine.
Just tuck the Bible inside some Planned Barrenhood written materials, and then it will pass muster.