[RetiredArmy]

I ain’t no gunny. And the last fragging I saw was Nam. And, I don’t drink coffee. It ruined, along with the US government, my stomach long ago.

[BlueDragon]

. And, I don’t drink coffee. It ruined, along with the US government, my stomach long ago.

Government coffee will do that to a guy...

Now, no coffee. OK

So what's the real deal though?

You got a pocket full of those old-fashioned cross tops and get'n 'em confused with aspirin or tylenol?

Those are not "Tums"...that's for sure.