Honestly, I thought this was satire.
Next:
-Will harry be suing the "piece of equipment" company?
-Was this a Christmas gift?
-What type of equipment was he using and was he dressed?
-was he drunk? any lemons nearby?
-Harry exercises?!!! That's one New Year's Resolution he can mark off as "fail"
-Geography: Where are ribs located on a face? or is his face located on his torso?
I can't wait to see his new "facelift"
“A piece of equipment Senator Reid was using to exercise broke, causing him to fall and break a number of ribs and bones in his face.” “
So then the good senator will apprise the public of the name brand of the equipment and the part that broke as well as the level of stress being applied at the time of failure? I mean, we wouldn’t want it to happen to anyone else, right?