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No kidding, Jack Daniels names son Jim Beam ..
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Posted on 12/31/2014 7:18:07 AM PST by smokingfrog
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To: jjsheridan5
You might be a redneck if ... you call a liquor store to double-check the spelling of your newborn’s name.POST of the day!!
This is why I wish FreeRepublic had a like button.
To: Pearls Before Swine
Always loved the names on that show” Alien Nation”.
A prostitute with the the name of, “Virginia Hamm” LOL
To: smokingfrog
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12/31/2014 8:12:51 AM PST
by
defconw
(If not now, WHEN?)
To: IronJack
How about Hiram Walker Beam.
Hi Beam for short.
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12/31/2014 8:16:15 AM PST
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CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
To: CrazyIvan
I don’t drink anymore...
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...but I don’t drink any less.
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12/31/2014 8:19:05 AM PST
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newfreep
("Evil succeeds when good men do nothting" - Edmund Burke)
To: smokingfrog
and I hear they have a gardner names Jose Cuervo
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posted on
12/31/2014 8:20:54 AM PST
by
tophat9000
(An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
To: jjsheridan5
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posted on
12/31/2014 8:23:38 AM PST
by
ctdonath2
(Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
To: smokingfrog
Well, I wonder if he’ll ever name another boy George Dickel.
Meant to be wrye;)
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12/31/2014 8:38:48 AM PST
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Beowulf9
To: smokingfrog
What fun! I showed this to my son, Blatz.
To: CrazyIvan
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posted on
12/31/2014 9:03:42 AM PST
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Rodamala
To: smokingfrog
But he’s not as tough as his Canadian Club.
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posted on
12/31/2014 9:34:44 AM PST
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Nachum
(Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
To: smokingfrog
No kidding, Jack Daniels names son Jim Beam One of the funnier lines from later episodes of "Roseanne" (there were so fun, by then):
"Any thoughts on what you'll name the baby, Crystal?"
"Well, my mother's name was Amber and her mother's name was Ruby, so I'm thinking ... that this has to stop."
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12/31/2014 9:38:40 AM PST
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Tanniker Smith
(Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
To: Right Brother
If I had the last name of ‘Leathers’, I would name my kid ‘Suede’.He can open a store and be The King of Suede.
Weird Al has already written his theme song.
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12/31/2014 9:41:51 AM PST
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Tanniker Smith
(Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
What time was the child born? Just asking, no reason.
Next kid should be named Gene, then other kids can nickname him "Alcoholic Gene".
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12/31/2014 9:47:52 AM PST
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SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
To: Pearls Before Swine
Big Rack or Ivana_itch for the next daughter or Catdaddy, Junior Johnson, or Chicken Cock for the next son???
Rebel Yell will send the school administration into a tizzy.
Teacher’s
X-Rated
Sheep Dip
Pig’s Nose
Caffe Lolita
Pucker
Smooth Amber
Skinny Girl
Yellow Tail
White Tail
Peppermint Schnapps
Dirty Karma
Boodles
Apocalypto
Bird Dog
Johnnie Walker
Captain Morgan
El Toro
(Ri)1 - Today, class, we’re learning to spell our names.
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12/31/2014 9:57:01 AM PST
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bgill
(CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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