The Story Of My Life.
I was born in Miami, Florida, in 1953.
First thing I did was crack the back of my head on the floor.
I stepped on a bee when I was four.
I slammed the door of a `57 Chevy on my hand when I was six.
Little did I know that darker clouds were gathering on the horizon of my life.
That’s the story.
That’s the story.
That’s the story of my life.
Later on.
Messing around in the backyard. I was nine.
I stumbled onto the secret of Anti-Gravity.
It’s such a simple trick, I said to myself, I hope I can remember.
Instinctively I knew that trouble was bound to come.
That’s the story.
That’s the story.
That’s the story of my life.
Still later I met a girl named Sue. Only daughter of the football coach.
I liked her.
I think she liked me.
Her family moved to Toronto.
Naively I said to myself, Why that’s the story of my life.
That’s the story of my life.
Writers: Jones - Krauss - Maimone - Thomas.
©1993 Ubu Projex, administered by Bug Music.
Lyrics by David Thomas.
Very good.