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To: smokingfrog; Clint N. Suhks; mylife; advertising guy; sloop

I am getting on in years and not the best looking guy anymore. Some would even say I’m a little frayed around the edges.

But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually traveling from place to place and enjoying life.

I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us. All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet.

As we lay there making love, I thought...
“Wow, these Taser guns are really worth the money!”


62 posted on 12/29/2014 7:42:08 PM PST by Carriage Hill ( Some days you're the windshield, and some days you're the bug.)
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To: carriage_hill

ROFLMAO!


63 posted on 12/29/2014 7:50:10 PM PST by Clint N. Suhks ( Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have diarrhea.)
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To: carriage_hill

LMAO

But I smell plagerism from Fat Albert

Hey hey hey


64 posted on 12/29/2014 7:52:35 PM PST by advertising guy ( Muslims, another white meat)
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To: carriage_hill

65 posted on 12/29/2014 8:03:34 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: carriage_hill

snicker


67 posted on 12/30/2014 7:11:08 AM PST by sloop (don't touch my junk)
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