If the Amish had computers, they would be offended.
The Amish have cell phones. I saw a young man in a buggy, and he was checking his phone while traveling down the road. They charge them where ever they get electricity. We have two large populations in our county.
I’m not Amish and I’m offended. I do have a computer.
Not ragging on you personally, BTW. how about using
“Martians” instead or something