[Nachum]

And a happy something-or-other day to you too.

[SpaceBar]

The Monster Who Made Up Kwanzaa

[SkyDancer]

The calendar’s from last year and next year don’t have it on them anymore ...

[Iron Munro]

The Twelve Days of Christmas

The Seven Days Of Kwanzaa

On the first day of Kwanzaa
My slutcake gibs to me
Obama Race Card gets me outta' jail free

On the second day of Kwanzaa
My slutcake gibs to me
A hot pair of Jordan Super Fly 3

On the third day of Kwanzaa
My Homie gibs to me
A polices Glock he got out off da street

On the fourth day of Kwanzaa
My Homie gibs to me
Fo' magazines all fits my Glock G-2-3

On the fif' day of Kwanzaa
My baby momma gibs to me
Coupon fo' five golden teef

On the six day of Kwanzaa
My Hoochie gibs to me
A Michael Brown Hoodie an' a "I Cain't Breeve" black Tee

On the seven day of Kwanzaa
My Homies gibs to me
A stolen "Dipset Xmas" rap CD

[MinuteGal]

CHRISTMAS MESSAGE TO THE USSA MASSES FROM THE KOMMANDANT-IN-CHIEF AND KOMMUNITY ORGANIZER.....

"I raise my vodka kocktail to the principles of Kwanzaa which are unity (in the kommune), self-determination, kollektive work, kollektive responsibility, kooperation, ekonomiks, purpose, kreativity and faith (in whoever or whatever). Skoal !"....(Barak Obamka, Dec. 25, 2014)

Leni

[caww]

That’s an African Holiday...so let them go there and celebrate it with their people....end of story...

[matthew fuller]

And a very happy Festivus to you, Buckwheat.

[tumblindice]

“Happy Kwanzaa.” The Zeroes
“Kiss our grits.” The Dice

[ROCKLOBSTER]

President and Mrs. Obama wish a Happy Kwanzaa

And a happy black-racist, America-hating, communist fake holiday right back atcha homeboy.

[lightman]

On the first day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
A Marxist in a red tree.

On the second day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the third day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Three Dixie Chicks.
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the fourth day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Four Lenin busts.
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the fifth day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Five fel-on-ies.
Four Lenin busts,
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the sixth day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Six Castro jumpsuits.
Five fel-on-ies,
Four Lenin busts,
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.

On the seventh day of Kwanzaa Øbama gave to me
Seven Mao pajamas,
Six Castro jumpsuits,
Five fel-on-ies,
Four Lenin busts
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.