Gee, that sounds just like our house and we don’t even let our piggy inside. The cats do the job quite well without his help. LOL!
Since Ma won’t give her one, you can let MoJo have your piggy. She AND your kitties will love you for it.
MoJo,
The piggie is on her way to you.
Ma,
Thanks! The entire North Pole power is out.
The neighbors have the generators running.
Wait...
The power has been restored!
Merry Christmas!