[Jackson Brown]

<1>My johnson needs the room.

It really isn't Mr. Johnson, it's the "support team".

The older a guy gets, the larger they are. Also, as men get older -- with the growing need for "Dad Jeans" and pleated pants -- comes much greater pressure on those larger Family Jewels from increasingly greater thigh squish.

[Boojum]

Another Mr Johnson (Lyndon) orders blue jeans from Haggar:

http://americanradioworks.publicradio.org/features/prestapes/lbj_haggar.html