[Slyfox]

I have heard, but have no first hand knowledge of the fact, that bathhouses are a great place to pick up crabs.

Oh, I meant cabs.

[HomerBohn]

I have heard, but have no first hand knowledge of the fact, that bathhouses are a great place to pick up crabs.

And that's exactly why the bathers sport a clean shaven face. Ask Skeeter Obama. He knows. He always knows everything.