Emily Gosden, you are a dumbass. To the editors of the UK Telegraph that agreed to print this inane piece of idiocy, you are dumbasses of biblical scale.
LOL…The Muslims are taking over Britain, and those doofuses are worried that the supply of Peruvian asparagus MAY be reduced because of mythical “climate change.”
Some civilizations deserve to go extinct.
Asparagus Stalks At Midnight...
Q: How can you tell when an environmentalist is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Dear UK journalist,
You have some excellent universities.
Go to one.
Try to get enrolled in physics courses.
Being a journalist, you will have to go through a few years of prep, given that you essentially are uneducated.
Learn about absorption curves.
Realize that your story is a bunch of bull Obama.
Since Global Warming predicts more frequent storms of greater intensity, this record breaking calm spell is yet another proof of Global Warming.
I can now go to my local market and buy tomatoes and blackberries, year-round, that are grown in CANADA!
Ever hear of hydroponic greenhouses there???
“What are we going to do with all this Hollandaise Sauce, now?”
I don't understand. I thought we already were experiencing Global Warming. If we are, then why has asparagus production "soared" over the past decade? Does that mean Global Warming helps asparagus production??? If so, then I'm all for Global Warming because I love asparagus.
What’s up with the Brits? First it’s their teeth, and now they want smelly urine 7/24? They’d deserve AGW...if it wasn’t a false theory.
/sarc
Oh, the despair the loss of a little asparagus must have on a nation.
If Gosden had two functioning brain cells, she’d known that the warmists would immediately end the use of all fossil fuels and there would be NO transportation of any fruits or vegetable from South America to England or anywhere else.
I hope these fools lose sleep at night worrying about the litany of issues they write about: climate change, white privilege, abortion, man guilt, etc, etc.
Why does she want to deprive Peruvian farmers from making a living??
The word scientists should be required to be in quotes when addressing anything to do with so-called climate change.
"Scientists" say...
The Ica Valley is a desert area in the Andes and one of the driest places on earth. That they grow anything at all there is because of groundwater irrigation. “Climate change” or whatever they want to call it has no effect on the asparagus there.
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Asparagus has long been grown in England, the best traditionally coming from the Vale of Evesham. The picking season is very short, however - a few weeks in June each year. Hence the demand for the imported crop - which is, however, vastly inferior in quality.