[Responsibility2nd]

Screaming racial epithets he once read on the Free Republic web site, Officer Wilson pulled out his AR-15 machine gun with its one thousand round clip and starting shooting Michael Brown. Michael fell face forward to the ground and Wilson continued to pump armor piercing bullets into Michael Brown’s back, emptying his Magpul high capacity magazine into the dying gentle giant.

No doubt he called Brown the A-word.

Amish.

Or perhaps he referred to Brown as one of "Holder's People".

Oh, the hugh manatee.

[EQAndyBuzz]

I will go one further. Let’s say the MSM actually did their jobs starting in 2000. What would the country look like now? List your answers here.

1. There would have never been a “hanging chad.”

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You forgot to mention that he was an armless black teenager.

[DaveA37]

“No doubt he called Brown the A-word.\”, or the N-word, Neanderthal, yep, probably the latter. That would really have pissed him off.