[Elsie]

He’s a Jesuit - IOW, a religious Communist.

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 Two men considering a religious vocation were having a conversation... 

"What is similar about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders? " the one asked.

The second replied, "Well, they were both founded by Spaniards -- St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits. 
They were also both founded to combat heresy -- the Dominicans to fight the Albigensians, and the Jesuits to fight the Protestants." 

 "What is different about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?" 

 "Met any Albigensians lately?"  

[Talisker]

Two men considering a religious vocation were having a conversation... "What is similar about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders? " the one asked.

The second replied, "Well, they were both founded by Spaniards -- St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits. They were also both founded to combat heresy -- the Dominicans to fight the Albigensians, and the Jesuits to fight the Protestants."

"What is different about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?"

"Met any Albigensians lately?"

Hysterical.

Got any knee-slappers about Auschwitz?