This is usually about Michigan, but I guess it can apply to Buffalo too.
60° F: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Buffalo are still sunbathing.
50° F: Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Buffalo plant gardens.
40° F: Italian sports cars won’t start; people in Buffalo drive with the windows down.
32° F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Erie water gets thicker.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats; people in Buffalo throw on a light jacket.
15° F: People in Buffalo have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F: All the people in Phoenix die. Buffalonians close the windows.
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . The Girl Scouts in Buffalo are selling cookies door to door.
25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates; people in Buffalo get out their winter coats.
40° below zero: Washington, DC runs out of hot air; people in Buffalo let the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Buffalonians get frustrated because they can’t start the car.
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale); people in Buffalo start saying, “Cold enough for ya?”
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Bills win the Super Bowl.
Lol!
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Bingo!!!
600° below zero: Buffalo Sabres and Toronto Maple Leafsplay for the Stanley Cup. Neither team wins.
Though at the first thaw here in roch 45 deg is literally tshirt weather if its sunny
My wife and I spent a day several years ago at camp - It was 17 degress the air was dead still so we lit a bonfire - it got so warm in a 20 foot radius we took our coats off and spent a lovely winter day in the bright Sunshine...it was crazy