I would say NONE.
I would give answers that would make Wilt Chamberlain jealous.
“With how many different people have you had sex (including oral) in the last three months?”
782. I’ve been kind of busy with other things.
I would say none of your damned business.
I would put some outrageous number like 768 ... and get everyone you know to do likewise.
In my opinion if someone asks you a question they have no right to ask I am under no obligation to be honest. This is a perfect occasion let the busybodies know where they can put it.
As I told my boss once its none of his damned business. I was a department director and started dating a gal in a completely different department. He called us both in separately and he didn’t waste any time asking in depth questions about our after work activities. I asked him if he was going to use the details to spice up his personal love life! He said he didn’t like my morals what with him being of the magic underwear society. He ended up getting fired over it.
I don’t know if I’d say “None” or provide an absolutely ludicrous number like “3.14 e^53”
‘Bite me’ works for me.
Or 3,685,432.
Tell them at least 3 times a week with a life sized picture of the University’s President taped on the bathroom door. If enough applicants sent in similar claims, they’d stop this hooey.
cheer up things will get better