"What 72 virgins are you talking about? Are you crazy? Who in the world gave you such ridiculous, crazy information?
"I bet it was that hilarious Mohammed the Prophet wasn't it?
That Mohammed the Prophet is too funny. But you have got to give Mohammed a lot of credit for somehow being able to convince a lot of people that 72 virgins await them in heaven if they do what he says.
"Yes, that Mohammed is a barrel of laughs," said St. Peter. "But I'm afraid if you and other Muslims are waiting for Mohammed the Prophet to greet you at heaven's gate, you will be waiting for a very,very long time.
Continuing conversation: I can tell you where you can find him, if you want a refund.
Aside to self: Yup. That’s his punishment. Pissed off Muslims keep interrupting his coitus with a goat to demand either their 72 virgins or a complete refund, including coming back to earth to post anti-Muslim screeds on freep. He can’t give them a refund. He hasn’t got the virgins. So he begs them to leave him alone with his true love, humping away, and then the Muslims make him into sandwich meat when they gang rape him, which is their punishment, too.
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