I remember being forced to listen to their Seaworld is Evil documentary all night long in the Atlanta bus depot when I was last in America. Brrrrrr.
You should try the Minneapolis/St. Paul airport. There is not a single place in that entire dungeon where you can escape CNN. It’s literally everywhere you turn. I had a two hour layover there in ‘12. Every 10 minutes I was forced to listen to Soledad O’Brien remind us that Mitt Romney had beat up a sissy when he was in sixth grade.