Calling the Hogs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calling_the_Hogs
Etymology[edit]
The distinctive call is likely a degraded form of Latin, as the Razorback, or wild boar, is a member of the pig family, which in the Linnean classification (Latin) naming system is Suidae. ‘Sooie’ is a pig calling call in the north east of England, as is ‘Giss giss’
"...and her lesbo sorority sisters knock down the doors"
Her thighs are so fat, when she walks, it smells like frying bacon when they rub together. So I guess she’s ‘hog’ thru and thru.
Great that they celebrate a win but it’s their only SEC victory this season. LSU is doing fair but nothing like previous years. I’m showing LSU as 8th in the SEC, tied with aTm. Hags still have awesome Ole Miss and Mizzou left. Beating them is where their focus should be. I’m showing them at 5-5, just bowl eligible and at 13th in the SEC.
Was she calling the hogs, or were the hogs calling her?
This is certainly one area where she is qualified - maybe the ONLY AREA:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/whitewater/stories/wwtr940527.htm
Hell she was not even at the game. She and Bubba had a big party going on at a downtown hotel.
She would be much happier watching a women’s La Crosse game and trolling for young things after the game.
Pig Sooie is spot on
...and the jokes just totally write themselves.
Well, the HOGS finally found someone they could beat! WOW!
Later
“These are not pigs, private.” said the Oval office defiler to the Marine who commented on the two pork products Bill was carrying, one under each arm.
“These are genuwine Arkansas razorback hogs! Ah got one fer the First Lady an’ one fer the little girl who could very well be mah daughter an’ only child.”
“Nice trade, sir.” replied the Marine.
Tell new jokes, but keep the old.
One is silver, the other gold.
In all her years as First Lady of Arkansas and the United States, did Hillary ever stoop to joining her fellow Arkansans in ‘’calling hogs’’ after Razorback victories?
Why has she suddenly started getting down with the peasants, except that her presidential numbers are so unpromising?
Hillary is attracting only 64% support from her fellow Democrats for her 2016 candidacy, even though she’s virtually the only Democrat running, and whose only serious opponent, Elizabeth Warren, barely has name recognition outside of Women’s Studies’ faculty lounges.
If Hillary can simply pucker her lips, she’d undoubtedly be better at attracting hogs than political followers.
Oh, that will help Landrieu!