But see here is the thing: Liberals kept on talking about this “war on women” thing when they were running and since we all but destroyed them in the midterms I assume we won this “war on women”? So don’t the spoils of war go to the victors? So when am I getting my topless servant women to feed me grapes, massage me and get me beer when I snap my fingers? Come on, we have to spread the wealth, how many women do I get? We won the war! I told my wife this, that she now has to serve me and she klonked me on the head with a spoon, I had to remind her the war on women was won and it’s no use for her to retaliate.
There is no war on women except the ones in liberal’s heads. I haven’t seen any bunkers with men in them near NOW headquarters... If anything I think wages are up for them, opportunities are plentiful except for jobs they wouldn’t want, and they are treated better than they ever ave been as men have started pitching in and sharing household responsibilities especially when both work.
Nah “War on Women” is just a made up term by liberals to get women to vote Democrat. In fact it insults their intelligence by thinking they aren’t smart enough to see through the ruse...
This sounds well and good!
BUT! It seldom works out in the long term? Mostly you see cryptic notes in the local paper:
Mr Grunt had never been fatally ill before, until Monday when he woke up dead! Services will be...
Or: Willie some how became trapped between his sheets and was suffered extensive injuries falling out of bed...
The risk/reward ratio does not work over the long term.